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Another Verizon dude

8:42 pm

This is my chat with ANOTHER verizon person. I asked most of the smae questions as before.

Please wait for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience!
A Verizon Wireless online pre-sales specialist has joined the chat. You are now chatting with Corinne
You: Hello
Corinne: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service.  May I help you with your order today?
You: yes you may
You: which phone is your favorite?
You: out of all of them
Corinne: That would be our Dare phone.
Corinne: What features are you looking for in a phone?
Corinne: What is important to you?
You: Text messaging
You: internet
You: chat
You: touch screen
Corinne: Are you currently a Verizon Wireless Customer?
You: yes I am
Corinne: Thank you for waiting. I’ll be with you in just a moment.
You: ok
Corinne: Ok, our Dare phone is a great phone. With it’s 3’inch touch screen and html website abilites you can serf the web right at your finger touch. It also has a Qwerty key board for text messaging.
You: Really?
You: I was looking at the LG Voyager
You: what is your LEAST favorite phone??
You: any kind
Corinne: They are all great phones. I have had no complaints on any of our phones.
You: really?
You: i have a few I dislike
You: the old ones
You: that dont have a QWERTY key board
You: or a toch screen
You: except for the EnV and the EnV2
Corinne: Each person has it on requirements with their phones. Some customer prefer our standard key board and some like the new Qwerty key pad.
You: true
You: i have a question
You: what time is it in Japan?
You: im dead serious
Corinne: Really, you want to know the time in Japan?
You: yea i do
You: Its VERY important to me
You: or China
You: Japan or China
You: please answer
You: or I shall tell your boss
You: please reply!!!
You: or are you a compter???
You: or ‘artificial intelligence’
You: ??
You: good bye you inane creature
Corinne: One moment please
You: fine
Corinne: I don’t have that information.
You: i am the smartest person in the WORLD
You: must you be a pain??
You: your arent replying
You: which is better
You: AT&T or Verizon
Corinne: I will be right with you.
Corinne: Is there anything else I can help you with besides the time in Japan?
You: which do you prefer
You: AT&T or VERIZON
You: i must go
You: it was nice talking with you
Corinne: Thank you for visiting Verizon Wireless, I look forward to speaking with you again. Have a great day!
You: same to you

 

 

Differences:

  • Richard (dude #1) didnt have patience
  • Corrine (dude #2) took 5 minutes to write a 2 sentances!!!!

Similarities:

  • Both liked the Dare phone
  • both TRIED to help me
  • both had WAYYY to proper english
  • Both didnt know the time in Japan. 😥
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