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Running for president!!!

11:24 pm

Guess what??? I’m running for president!!! Look at this vid for proof!!!


Guess what??? I’m running for president!!! Dont you think thats awesome??? Heres a vid to prove it!

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  1. Kate permalink
    1:26 am 1:26 am

    You can’t run for president. I am already making plans to be president of the world and I will not hesitate to eliminate any competition!

  2. 8:07 pm 8:07 pm

    😆 omg, nice 😆 hahahaha

  3. 8:43 pm 8:43 pm

    😆 if I were elected president, I would have no clue what to do. I’m serious.

  4. Kate permalink
    11:42 pm 11:42 pm

    Well my first manner of business is to send ALL the stupid people to their own private island from which they cannot escape. And with no one to cater to their stupidity–or protect them from it–they will inevitably die out as a species. And the world will be a better place.

    Second, Tom, my VP, and I are going to create Christmas Island. It, as you might expect, is Christmas every day on Christmas Island. It snows there aaaaaaalllllllllllllll the time, so its national anthem is, appropriately, “White Christmas”, as sung by Bing Crosby. Our national bird, despite its natural habitat being basically the polar opposite of that of the Island, is the kookaburra, because they are the greatest freaking things ever. Pour national tree is the fir or evergreen or something. Tom and I made this all up one day at lunch a long time ago so I don’t remember it all. But yeah… You get the idea. It’s a magical place.

    Beyond that, I haven’t really made plans yet. Obviously I’m going to destroy all hippies. I may enforce a worldwide volume control law, because I have super sensitive ears, and I believe that if you have something to say to someone who’s across the room, and it’s not an emergency, then you should go to the other side of the room instead of screaming.

    Oh, and I will have the current 6 volumes, and any future ones, of the Account of My Insanity (i.e., my journal from high school), and it will be held in high regard.

  5. 9:19 pm 9:19 pm

    I agree with EVERYTHING you want to do! Get rid of the hippies!!! Get rid of the stupid people (Goerge Bush)!!! Christmas island would be awesome!!!

  6. Kate permalink
    9:35 pm 9:35 pm

    Excellent. I’m counting on your vote!

  7. 9:45 pm 9:45 pm

    count on my vote and all my friends votes!

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