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Dumb jokes

4:28 pm

Here are a few dumb jokes:



How do you make a peach into a vegetable?

Step on it and make it squash



Why did the orange stop running?

It ran out of juice



What do you call a fish with no eye?




How do you makea strawberry shake?

Put it into the freezer until it shivers




What is brown and sticky?

A stick



6 Comments leave one →
  1. Kate permalink
    12:53 am 12:53 am

    Love it!! I have some more.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    I have no idear!

    A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Where’s the bar tender?”

    Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

    Ok, this next one, I have heard at least once a week for the past twenty years, so I have to share it with the rest of the world:

    If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

    …About that long!!

  2. 8:18 pm 8:18 pm

    😆 hahahahaha 😆 ok they r too good!

  3. 8:19 pm 8:19 pm

    u there?

  4. 8:20 pm 8:20 pm

    Go on my chat if you are!

  5. 10:28 pm 10:28 pm

    i am now

  6. Lizard permalink
    8:33 pm 8:33 pm


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