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Blonde Joke

5:32 pm

Here is a kinda funny blonde Joke:

BLONDE:how much is this microwave?

CASHERE:sorry we dont sell stuff to blondes

So the blonde goes home and dies her hair black, and goes back to the store and asks the cashere

BLONDE:how much is this microwave?

CASHERE:sorry we dont sell stuff to blondes

So the blonde goes home and dies her hair brown, and goes back to the store and asks the cashere

BLONDE:how much is this microwave?

CASHERE:sorry we dont sell stuff to blondes

The blonde gets mad and says

BLONDE:OK! how do you know that Im a blonde?

CASHERE:Cuase thats a T.V. not a microwave

BLONDE:OOOooooo

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. Kate permalink
    10:54 pm 10:54 pm

    I’ve got two of my dad’s old joke books to retort that horribly offensive blonde nonsense, however, with titles like “Joking Off” and “Truly Tasteless Jokes,” I need to know if you’d prefer to keep your site pg-13 before I proceed…

  2. drkshadow17 permalink
    11:06 pm 11:06 pm

    what do you mean??

  3. Kate permalink
    11:37 pm 11:37 pm

    I mean they’re either really dirty or, you know…well, racist. They’re funny, but some people don’t know how to laugh and just take offense to stuff like that.

  4. Ainsley permalink
    6:59 pm 6:59 pm

    On a randomly linked subject:
    Did you know that the ‘information’ for blond is on a recessive gene and because of this, in not too many years time, there will not be any natural blonds – only those people who use some colourant will be blond.

    A 🙂

  5. drkshadow17 permalink
    7:18 pm 7:18 pm

    Wow, Ainsley. I didnt know that. I guess blonde jokes will become extinct in that case, or they will have everyone laughing.

  6. Kate permalink
    2:22 am 2:22 am

    Did you know the y chromosome is actually shrinking too? So eventually all males will die out. Hahaha! I’m sure by that time, we’ll have figured out a way around that. Plus, there’s this one species of lizard that is entirely female. So, one female will, like…dry hump another, to induce some sort of self-insemination or whatever, and the species lives on…

    But actually, blonds won’t necessarily die out. We’d just have to specially breed them. Like, I’m blond, so if I have babies with a blond guy, then our kids would be blond. And so on. But then there’s the inbreeding issue, like with dogs…

  7. drkshadow17 permalink
    4:49 pm 4:49 pm

    The 1st part in the 1st paragraph is intresting but the 2nd part in the 1st paragraph is kinda gross.

  8. 5:48 pm 5:48 pm

    lol
    ~Ty~

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