Blonde Joke
2008 July 30
Here is a kinda funny blonde Joke:
BLONDE:how much is this microwave?
CASHERE:sorry we dont sell stuff to blondes
So the blonde goes home and dies her hair black, and goes back to the store and asks the cashere
BLONDE:how much is this microwave?
CASHERE:sorry we dont sell stuff to blondes
So the blonde goes home and dies her hair brown, and goes back to the store and asks the cashere
BLONDE:how much is this microwave?
CASHERE:sorry we dont sell stuff to blondes
The blonde gets mad and says
BLONDE:OK! how do you know that Im a blonde?
CASHERE:Cuase thats a T.V. not a microwave
BLONDE:OOOooooo
I’ve got two of my dad’s old joke books to retort that horribly offensive blonde nonsense, however, with titles like “Joking Off” and “Truly Tasteless Jokes,” I need to know if you’d prefer to keep your site pg-13 before I proceed…
what do you mean??
I mean they’re either really dirty or, you know…well, racist. They’re funny, but some people don’t know how to laugh and just take offense to stuff like that.
On a randomly linked subject:
Did you know that the ‘information’ for blond is on a recessive gene and because of this, in not too many years time, there will not be any natural blonds – only those people who use some colourant will be blond.
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Wow, Ainsley. I didnt know that. I guess blonde jokes will become extinct in that case, or they will have everyone laughing.
Did you know the y chromosome is actually shrinking too? So eventually all males will die out. Hahaha! I’m sure by that time, we’ll have figured out a way around that. Plus, there’s this one species of lizard that is entirely female. So, one female will, like…dry hump another, to induce some sort of self-insemination or whatever, and the species lives on…
But actually, blonds won’t necessarily die out. We’d just have to specially breed them. Like, I’m blond, so if I have babies with a blond guy, then our kids would be blond. And so on. But then there’s the inbreeding issue, like with dogs…
The 1st part in the 1st paragraph is intresting but the 2nd part in the 1st paragraph is kinda gross.
lol
~Ty~